Welcome to Pair Club

Devs, welcome to Pair Club.

The first rule of Pair Club is: you do not talk about Pair Club.

The second rule of Pair Club is: you DO NOT talk about Pair Club.

Third rule of Pair Club: someone yells “stop!”, gets paged, randomized, the pair is over.

Fourth rule: only two devs to a pair.

Fifth rule: one priority at a time, folks.

Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes, no refactoring, no Pair Club.

Seventh rule: pairs will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Pair Club, you have to pair.